Picture this: It’s freezing outside. Everyone’s hungry. And you’ve got zero patience for a crockpot. That’s when this Best Ground Beef Stovetop Chili saves the day. I created this on a snowy night when my slow cooker betrayed me and the pizza guy was MIA. I grabbed some pantry staples, went full stovetop mode, and boom—magic.
This isn’t some watery mess pretending to be chili. It’s got seared ground beef with crispy edges, rich fire-roasted tomatoes, and a spice blend that hits like a flavor freight train. The best part? It all happens in under an hour—no marathon simmer sessions.
This Best Ground Beef Stovetop Chili is smoky, hearty, and weirdly addictive. Even my vegetarian neighbor broke their streak for a bowl. And the kicker? Cocoa powder and coffee. Sounds odd. Tastes insane.
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Best Ground Beef Stovetop Chili
Ingredients
Equipment
Method
- In a large pot over medium-high heat, add ground beef. Break it up and let it brown undisturbed for 2 minutes to develop a crust, then stir and continue browning.
- Push beef to one side. Add diced onions and cook until translucent. Add garlic and sauté for 30 seconds until fragrant.
- Add fire-roasted tomatoes, drained beans, chili powder, cocoa powder, coffee, and cumin. Stir well, scraping up the browned bits from the bottom of the pot.
- Reduce heat to low and let chili simmer uncovered for 30 minutes, stirring occasionally. Taste and adjust seasoning if needed.
Notes
Ingredients
Raid your pantry—you probably have 80% of this already.
The only non-negotiable? Fire-roasted tomatoes. They’re the backstage crew that makes the stars shine. Here’s the lineup:
- 1.5 lbs ground beef (80/20 fat ratio—don’t skimp)
- 1 yellow onion, diced (tears build character)
- 3 garlic cloves, minced (or 5 if you’re fighting vampires)
- 1 can fire-roasted tomatoes (regular tomatoes are imposters)
- 1 can kidney beans, drained (or black beans for rebels)
- 2 tbsp chili powder (the cheap stuff works here)
- 1 tbsp unsweetened cocoa powder (yes, really)
- ½ cup strong coffee (leftover from this morning’s regret)
- 1 tsp cumin (the underrated MVP)
Step-by-Step Instructions
- Brown the beef like you mean it. Crank the heat to medium-high and break up the meat into crumbles.
Let it sit untouched for 2 minutes to develop a crust—this isn’t a stir-fry.
- Sweat the onions and garlic. Push the beef to one side, add onions to the empty space, and sauté until translucent. Toss in garlic for 30 seconds until fragrant (burned garlic = sadness).
- Dump everything else in. Tomatoes, beans, spices, coffee—channel your inner witch stirring a cauldron. Scrape the browned bits off the bottom; that’s flavor gold.
- Simmer like you’re not impatient. 30 minutes minimum.
Stir occasionally while pretending you’re a chili connoisseur. Taste and add salt if needed (it will be).
Storage Instructions

This chili ages better than my high school jeans. Fridge it for up to 5 days in an airtight container, or freeze for 3 months (portion it first—thawing a glacier of chili is tragic). Pro tip: Freeze flat in ziplock bags to save space.
Reheat with a splash of water or broth to loosen it up.
Why You’ll Love This Best Ground Beef Stovetop Chili
- One-pot wonder: Minimal dishes = more time for questionable life choices.
- Customizable heat: Add cayenne for daredevils, omit for toddlers (or sensitive adults).
- Meal-prep hero: Tastes better on day two—ideal for lazy geniuses.
Common Mistakes to Avoid
- Using lean beef. Fat = flavor. Save the 99% lean stuff for sad diet meals.
- Overcrowding the pan. If your beef steams instead of browns, you’ve failed us all.
- Skimping on simmer time. Rushed chili tastes like spicy soup. Patience, grasshopper.
Alternatives and Variations
Vegetarian?
Swap beef for lentils or plant-based crumbles. Keto? Skip the beans and add extra meat.
Gluten-free? You’re already safe (high-five). For a smoky twist, add chipotle powder or smoked paprika.
Want to go rogue? Top with pepper jack cheese or a fried egg (trust me).
FAQs
Can I freeze this chili?
Absolutely—it freezes like a champ. Portion it before freezing unless you enjoy chiseling ice blocks.
What’s the best substitute for coffee?
Use beef broth if caffeine isn’t your thing, but the coffee adds depth without tasting like a Starbucks cup.
How long does it stay fresh in the fridge?
5 days max.
If it lasts that long, you’re not eating enough chili.
Is this kid-friendly?
Omit the cayenne, and it’s a crowd-pleaser. My nephew inhales it (then complains it’s not pizza).
Can I prep it ahead of time?
Yes, and it’s better for it. Make it the night before—the flavors party while you sleep.
Final Thoughts
This Best Ground Beef Stovetop Chili is the culinary equivalent of a warm hug from someone who knows how to swear.
It’s fast, forgiving, and fiercely flavorful. Dump it on nachos, stuff it in baked potatoes, or eat it straight from the pot (no judgment). Tag me when you make it—I live for your chili chaos.